me: *receives an email that 10+ items on my Steam wishlist are on sale*
my wallet:

hi, welcome to my fuck ass blog where i post things that look nice, things from the 80s and occasional memes.
me: *receives an email that 10+ items on my Steam wishlist are on sale*
my wallet:

IDs lost at coachella
THAT IS LIKE FAKE ID HEAVEN
Omg is that a social security card on the bottom left 😂😂